• Finals week doesn’t suck. It’s usually the two weeks before that that reallllllly suck.

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  • "I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom."


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  • Facebook should come with a warning that says “are you sure you want to send this person a friends request? It says they like The Big Bang Theory and Zoolander.”

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  • How Did I Get That Bruise on My Leg?: A Memoir

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  • the1janitor:

its all about perspective

    the1janitor:

    its all about perspective

    (via whataziz)

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  • Thank the lord for 4 hour shifts.

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  • whataziz:

    i don’t think this is necessarily true. it’s not in the gif set but ellen says before this, “what are our girls aspiring to?” The girls that typically come into our store looking for a zero or double zero are very short petite girls, not by choice but by nature. And let me tell you, they are NOT proud of their size. They are embarrassed and shamed that they don’t have a “shape.” I treat them with as much respect as the girls who ask for a size 12. (We don’t go higher than 12, and I think that’s a problem too).

    as much as i hate fat shaming, i think “slim”-shaming is a problem too. 

    (Source: kristenwiiggle)


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  • theifs:

my mating call 

    theifs:

    my mating call 

    (Source: ngx, via snorezville)

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