I’ve seen dolphins two days in a row now. Today I was swimming in the ocean with dolphins about 10 yards away from me. I love living here and I’m gonna be a beach bum for the rest of my life.
Anonymous said: i wanna fuck you right in the pussy
You have to pay the Troll Toll
I’ve seen guys say shit like “maybe that guy you friendzoned/called a creep/rejected was actually a really nice guy.”
Like why the heck should I have to pay attention to guys that make me uncomfortable just in case they just so happen to be my prince charming.
I was interested in getting to know my husband the moment I met him. I mean I’m not sure if that’s how it is for everyone else but I figure that’s the way it ought to be.