I hate it when I have horrible cramps for no reason.
Am I due to have a period.
Oh wait I haven’t had one for three years.
I love celebrity encounters. The best was in a hotel in London.
I was in the lobby and saw Lucy Liu. She’s, like, this tall. She looked up at me and saw a tag sticking out the back of my sweater. She reached up, tucked it in, and said, ‘Now you’re perfect.’
I would die on a battlefield for Lucy Liu."
some difference I’ve noticed between the UK and US version of Kitchen Nightmares
UK: quiet with a lot of cursing
US: LOUD YELLING and insults